Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Animals Bred: 143 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1726 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Farms Harvested: 871
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Dimension Hops: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 258 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1159
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Potions Brewed: 187
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2763 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Potions Brewed: 58
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

    CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!
    Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mines Excavated: 4283
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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