Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Potions Brewed: 35 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Zombie Dances: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 1925
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8452 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8548

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5794 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 187 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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