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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Buildings Constructed: 37 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Secret Passages Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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