Are you tired of watching Manchester United struggle in the Premier League? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have the power to save them! Join us and build a virtual Old Trafford stadium so realistic, the players will think they’re actually playing there. Show off your building skills and create the ultimate training ground for the team to practice on. Who knows, maybe your virtual coaching will lead them to victory in the real world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero Manchester United needs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Holy Grails Found: 2
Emeralds Found: 2839 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Magic Items Found: 6861
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 349
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 9465
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Magic Items Found: 3551
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 985768 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Mines Excavated: 3234
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Ores Mined: 7376 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3591 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Emeralds Found: 183 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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