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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadRoute 66 Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like the Nether on a summer day. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with some steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your diamond armor blush.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can explore their wildest fantasies. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous skin-on-skin combat, anything goes in our server.

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, looking for some pixelated love and adventure. Will you be the one to tame this mysterious creature?

4. Our server has a thriving economy based on trading in… unconventional goods. From enchanted bed sheets to potions of passion, you never know what you might find in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and get ready for a wild ride down Route 66. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get weird in the best possible way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

aita, asking not to come back, babysitter, coffee maker notes, dry erase marker, figuring things out, hurt, Intentional, judgement, Lapse, late husband, love note, LoveNoteGone, Minecraft, mirror notes, move past this, readiness, Server, Space, tape, Upset, young children

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NotAnArtistConcertScam

artist, bad friend, careless comment, Concert, debt avoidance, emergency savings, Events, financial support, frugal, hobby, Indian music group, Karaoke, language barrier, misunderstanding, NotAnArtistConcertScam, Offense, postgraduate degree, Singer, Support, ticket price, valid reason

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

2nd, bonding over shared interests, building connections, Creating memories, Cultural experience, date, date ideas, DateCraft, dating tips, dinner date, exploring new places, Fun activities, getting to know you, ideal, ideal second date, Love and romance, meaningful conversations, movie night, Outdoor Adventure, quality time, relationship goals, romantic date, second date scenario, smp, trying new things

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineFictionalMe

character traits, characteristics, Connection, emotional bond, Empathy, favorite character, fictional character, fictional hero, fictional heroine, fictional universe, fictional world, Identification, MineFictionalMe, personal connection, Personality, relatability, Relate, Role Model, Similarities, storylines, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Villages Defended:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crops Grown:	7792	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8384
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6000	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5285	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4