Cozy Meadows

Coin, commands, Community, Cottagecore, Cozy, Currency, Discord, Economy, fairycore, Friendly, goblincore, Graves, Lgbt, Meadows, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, review, rules, Staff, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Animals Bred:	82
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Economy	Coin based (Lightman’s Currency)
Community	18+, most players mid 20’s to 30’s

The Modpack: Cozy Meadows Modpack

What We Offer:

A variety of fun mods
Discord Integration
Graves on death
Basic commands: /tpa, /home, /rtp, etc
Dedicated staff team
Inclusive community: LGBT+ friendly, 4/20 positive
Eight simple rules to keep things grief-free
Quick whitelist review

Rules: Our Rules

How to Join:

Our Website: Cozy Meadows Website
Our Discord: Cozy Meadows Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How old is the Minecraft community?	The community is 2 years old
What is the server theme?	Fairycore/goblincore/cottagecore, but all build styles are welcome
What type of economy does the server have?	Coin based (Lightman’s Currency)
What are the basic commands available?	/tpa, /home, /rtp, etc
Is the community LGBT+ friendly?	Yes, the community is LGBT+ friendly

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Farms Harvested:	112
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Emeralds Found:	4427	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6567
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Items Found:	8590	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	8261	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	2310	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	4933
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.