so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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