so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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