so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mines Excavated: 4649
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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