so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Farms Harvested: 982
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Void Armor Forged: 13 Enchantments Applied: 119
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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