CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4437
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

Cabal, Conspiracy, control, elite society, exclusive group, global elite, hidden agenda., illuminati, influence, join the cabal, manipulate world events, Minecraft, Mysterious, new world order, part, power, secret meetings, secret organization, secret society, shadow government, smp, underground group, world domination

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Emeralds Found:	3360	Void Gems Collected:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mines Excavated:	2406
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4372

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	835031	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	337085	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	259	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5289	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	509251	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.