Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 6344 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2114
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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