Cosmic Star Escape | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3724	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1217	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2370	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	298	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyClimateCrisis

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lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

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join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6274
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	5480
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.