Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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