Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Emeralds Found: 8369
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mines Excavated: 3744

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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