Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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