Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Animals Bred: 177 Falling into the Void: 0
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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