Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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