Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Farms Harvested: 398

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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