Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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