CopenhagenCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mines Excavated:	4884	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	22179
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	687	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	547	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4634
Emeralds Found:	6065	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5784
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Emeralds Found:	576

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3406
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	855	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7550	New Chunks Explored:	187714

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	768
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6