so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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