so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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