so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Buildings Constructed: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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