so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Chimeras Created: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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