so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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