so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 360
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Chimeras Created: 3 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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