so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dimension Hops: 14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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