so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Crops Grown: 8160
Chimeras Created: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

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