so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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