so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

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