so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Secret Passages Found: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Star Shards Collected: 149
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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