so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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