so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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