so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145
Enchantments Applied: 271 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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