so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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