so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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