so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Divine Spears Created: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Crops Grown: 2291 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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