CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BabyNameBetrayal

Agreement, aita, Baby name, BabyNameBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, emotions, family, hurt, inconsiderate, jules, Julian, ownership, Pregnancy, relationships, Request, Respect, sibling, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

blocktopia, coping strategies, Crafting, determination, goal-setting, inner strength, LAUGHING, mental health, mental toughness, mindset, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, resilience, Self Motivation, self-care, self-discipline, staying focused, staying positive, staying strong, support system, tough times

Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

body composition, calorie, calorie restriction, Crunch, Diet and exercise, Exercise, fat reduction, FITNESS, health goals, healthy living, Lifestyle, metabolism, mingle, Muscle, muscle maintenance, muscle preservation, nutrition, physical activity, strength training, time restricted eating, weight loss, weight management, wellness, Women’s Health

so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

Heres, Johnny, Minecraft, Server

Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What are Minecraft servers like MetaUnion ?

Anti Pay-to-Win, Builders, Creative, Cross-Play, Donations, Economy, friendly community, Hardcore, Helpful, inspiration, Mature, no advantages, no pay to win, non-toxic community, open-minded, PvE, Server Community, Survival, talented builders, Towny

Some similar Minecraft servers to MetaUnion include:

1. Mineplex: Known for its variety of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar community-driven experience with unique gameplay modes.

2. Hypixel: Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and a friendly community, Hypixel is great for players looking for diverse and engaging gameplay experiences.

3. The Hive: With a focus on fun and creativity, The Hive offers a range of custom mini-games and challenges for players to enjoy with friends or solo.

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its unique games and player-friendly environment, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for players seeking a similar experience to MetaUnion .

5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server offers a friendly community and creative building opportunities for players of all skill levels.

Each of these servers provides a fun and immersive Minecraft experience that is sure to keep players entertained for hours on end. Whether you’re in the mood for survival, creative building, or competitive minigames, you’re bound to find something you love on these servers.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

2C2T – True Anarchy Minecraft Server

Anarchy, develop, Donations, Furnace, Highways, Minecraft, rules, Server, Spawn, Store

Everyone’s favorite anarchy, without imposing donations and any rules. The server has just started, so it will be very easy to develop to the furnace. And what to do next – open a store, destroy spawn or build highways – the choice is yours!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

African American, Black community, blocky, buds, civil rights, derogatory term, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial epithet, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial slur, racial slur controversy, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!

Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

adult actress, Ai Uehara, asian, BOOTY, curves, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, fat, FAT ASS, fetish, gooned, gooning, japanese, juicy, juicy ass, Minecraft, Obsession, Pleasure, porn star, satisfaction, seductive, smp, temptation, Ueharas, voluptuous

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

brightening someone’s day, community support, compassion, deeds, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading joy, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1