What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 213
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Void Gems Collected: 18
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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