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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2829

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	2325	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4440	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	5150
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3824
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1