Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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