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Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Potions Brewed:	184
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magic Items Found:	3368
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1843	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	New Chunks Explored:	916038
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	546	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	2264	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	917092

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	263

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2257
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	321
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Potions Brewed:	189
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19