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| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5650 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 8694 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8897 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
| Animals Bred: | 142 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 6090 | Ores Mined: | 1678 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3894 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5310 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7864 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 98 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4579 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
