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| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 231 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3382 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Ores Mined: | 9336 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 369 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 485 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Features | Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads |
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| Community | 40 members from around the world, aged 16-25 |
| Seasons | Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months |
| Joining Requirements | Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience |
Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.
Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.
Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?
But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
