Clock Control Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	5948
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7614

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RegretCraft SMP

forgiveness, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, introspection, learn from mistakes, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	157	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Potions Brewed:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyHabit SMP

consistent behavior, CraftyHabit, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness practice, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive mindset, productive habits, self improvement, self-care routine, simple habit, small changes, smp, Time management

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9316
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperClan

achievement, attitude, CraftyCreeperClan, determination, Failure, goals, growth mindset., learning from failure, LOSING, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, resilience, self improvement, success, winning

On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	253	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.