CleanCraft City | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

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Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Enchantments Applied:	285	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

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Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Farms Harvested:	989
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Finnish government can’t seem to figure out what’s going on! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand as we navigate through legal troubles and questionable treaties.

Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?

And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?

So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Auntie’s Creeper Haven: Where Family Visits Get Explosive! Join Now for TNT Fun!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape from awkward family gatherings! Our server is so immersive and addictive that you’ll forget all about your overly affectionate aunt in no time. Build a virtual world where relatives can’t bother you and let your creativity run wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from unwanted visitors. So why deal with awkward family situations when you can play on our server instead? Join now and say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters with relatives!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KawaiiCraft: Where Pixels and Pastels Collide

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So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness of our Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the sheep have killer dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got flying pigs that shoot bacon out of their snouts, gravity-defying chickens that lay diamond eggs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best moves to dubstep music.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of our server? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the giant zombie boss guarding it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Yeah, you heard me. Mountains.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	6171
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Memesters: Where Noob meets Pro in the Quest for Diamonds

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Pals Gone Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old sprites? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole gang of misunderstood sprites just waiting to cause chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to hang out with sprites who have been kicked out of other servers for their wild antics. From prankster pixies to rebellious goblins, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn that farts rainbows and a talking creeper who tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the chaos of our misunderstood sprites. Just be prepared for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BoomerCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring, clean houses in Minecraft? Come join our server where we embrace the chaos and filth of a house that hasn’t been cleaned in decades! We’ve got fridges full of mysterious brown substances just waiting to be discovered. Who needs modern cleanliness when you can have a house straight out of a horror movie? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	2257

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MeowCraft: Where Cat Manga Reigns Supreme!

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Are you tired of boring old dog manga on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that cat manga is superior! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you build, mine, and explore in a world where cats rule the land. From epic cat battles to secret catnip gardens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why settle for dog manga when you can have the superior feline experience? Join us meow and see what all the purr-aise is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hype Slayer’s Minecraft Madness

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Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft was all the rage and everyone was building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, we found the secret to bringing back that hype and it’s all on our server!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper Unicorn, whose explosions are filled with glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rediscover the hype of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Meme Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Mahjong-themed paradise! Join us for epic battles and intense tile-matching action that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive Mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Compete against the best players in the world and show them who’s the ultimate block builder!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret booru filled with rare Mahjong memes and hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Mahjong-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2