| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.
But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2806 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
