Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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