Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Villages Defended: 11
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Potions Brewed: 59
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 5896 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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